Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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