I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
