i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i came on her dog
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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