Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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