drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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