That's intense
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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