I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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