you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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