Sponge bath it is.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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