You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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