Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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