bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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