Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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