...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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