How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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