I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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