come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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