god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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