i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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