I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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