I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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