He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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