That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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