You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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