STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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