Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
