went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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