i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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