When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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