Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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