Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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