So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
The adults are the big ones right?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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