She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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