You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
