Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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