As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
They have beer where we have blood.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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