What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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