So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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