I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
