one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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