i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
