these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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