Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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