So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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