come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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