Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
