I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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