He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
