So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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