We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i just google imaged poop.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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